My heart goes to the family of the victims. May this year of tiger be a peaceful one.
All physicists die and go to heaven. One day, they decide to play hide and seek. Einstein is chosen to be the seeker. When he closes his eyes and starts counting “1, 2, 3,…,” all physicists run to hide somewhere, except Newton. He simply draws a 1 m by 1 m box on the ground in front of Einstein, stands on the box and looks at Einstein. When Einstein finishes counting 100, opens his eyes and sees Newton, he shouts, “Newton loses, Newton loses!” Newton says, “Newton does not lose. You see, I am standing on a box of one meter squared, so I am Newton per meter squared. So, Pascal loses.”
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